Shop till you are full

I’m a chunky man that loves to shop. I love the fine things, designer clothes, Italian shoes and hair wax that smells like bubblegum. Unfortunately, my nook is crap for clothes.

I find myself eating, because that is all there is in my nook, frickin kebabs, hamburgers and fish and chips.

Now my wardrobe of Aquilla and Satch clothes has been replaced by the Target Country Winter Range. Heaven forbid!
I really need some help 

 

 


1 Response to “Shop till you are full”

  1. 1 coolbunny

    Target is cool and you’ll be lucky, Fat Tony, to ever shop there again when the cops finally have you cornered. You’ll be a target at Target!!

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